does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Michael Bay diarrhea
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
How does one acquire holy water?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.