Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize