I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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