I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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