it wasn't lemon gatorade
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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