belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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