I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We are two peas in an std pod
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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