I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
there is glitter all over my balls
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