do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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