Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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