She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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