So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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