belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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