Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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