How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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