if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
That accounts for only three of the penises
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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