sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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