hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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