Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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