Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Randomize
