That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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