OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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