I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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