Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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