i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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