Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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