Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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