U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
