Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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