He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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