what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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