They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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