no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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