Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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