Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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