butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
should my penis look like a turkey
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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