Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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