My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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