North Korea, Best Korea!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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