I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
