We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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