Dual....:-)
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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