How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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