it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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