somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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