I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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