My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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