Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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