i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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