So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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