Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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