Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
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i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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