I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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