I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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