He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Green mimosas i think yes
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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