No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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