I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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