my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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