i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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